I Really Should Have Stayed Home

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A trip of a lifetime or a life sentence? Disasters that can't wait to happen will have you unfastening your seatbelt for a hilarious travel season. As you ponder the disappearance of your wallet, take comfort in not being part of the chaos with... Marius Bosc, who faced an entire New York restaurant's waitstaff after trying to send back his lo mein; Claudia Capos, who encountered an anteater at a Tasmanian Thanksgiving; and Brooke Comer, who hitched a ride in Upper Egypt atop a pickup full of unripe melons. Matthew FIke dealt with an unexpected proposition from a coed in Bulgaria, while Nadine Payne was unceremoniously kicked off Romania's "Orient Distress" in the middle of nowhere. Cameron Burns had a honeymoon surprise when his wife discovered a poisonous scorpion on her shirt, and Zona Sage joined a flight crew in a frantic search for a foul odor in a jet. Larry Parker experienced freight trains rolling past his Oregon bed and breakfast, Carole Dickerson was shipwrecked on a dream vacation, and William Douglass found monkeys dancing in his Kenya lodge room. This outrageously funny anthology of vacation horror stories will have you rethinking your holiday plans and fleeing nightmarish experiences from Harare to Eternity.