Gary Janetti Bücher

From New York Times bestselling author Gary Janetti comes Start Without Me, a collection of hilarious, laugh out loud, true life stories about the small moments that add up to a big life.Gary Janetti is bothered. By a lot of things. And thank God he’s here to tell us.In Start Without Me, Gary returns with his acid tongue firmly in cheek to the moments and times that defined him. He takes us by the hand as we follow him through the summers he spends in his twenties, pursuing both the perfect tan and the perfect man to no avail and much regret. At his Catholic high school, he strikes up an unlikely friendship with a nun who shares Gary's love of soap operas, which becomes a salvation to them both. And don't get him started on how a bad hotel room can ruin even the best vacation. This laugh-out-loud collection of true-life stories from the man “behind his generation’s greatest comedy” (The New York Times) is for anyone who has felt the joy in holding a decade-long grudge.Whether you are a new convert to Janetti or one of the million who follow him on social media for a daily laugh, Start Without Me will have you howling at Gary's frustrations and nodding along in agreement at the outrages of life's small slights. It's the literary equivalent of a night out with your funniest friend that you wish would never end.

The Instant New York Times Bestseller "From “Family Guy” to his own Instagram account, Janetti has been behind some of his generation’s greatest comedy. This book of essays is no exception." — The New York Times Fans of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, and Tina Fey... meet your new friend Gary Janetti. Gary Janetti, the writer and producer for some of the most popular television comedies of all time, and creator of one of the most wickedly funny Instagram accounts there is, now turns his skills to the page in a hilarious, and poignant book chronicling the pains and indignities of everyday life. Gary spends his twenties in New York, dreaming of starring on soap operas while in reality working at a hotel where he lusts after an unattainable colleague and battles a bellman who despises it when people actually use a bell to call him. He chronicles the torture of finding a job before the internet when you had to talk on the phone all the time, and fantasizes, as we all do, about who to tell off when he finally wins an Oscar. As Gary himself says, “These are essays from my childhood and young adulthood about things that still annoy me.” Original, brazen, and laugh out loud funny, Do You Mind If I Cancel? is something not to be missed.

In this hilarious and often touching collection, the New York Times bestselling author, television writer, and producer shares his travels across the globe. Gary Janetti, known for his devoted social media following and bestselling essays, explores the absurdity and glory of travel. He recounts transformative experiences, such as a rigorous Italian spa visit with his husband that shifts from grumpiness to exaltation. Join him on the Orient Express to Venice and enjoy a memorable dinner with actress Maggie Smith in London. Experience the entertainment of a family cruise on the Queen Mary 2. Alongside these adventures, Janetti offers personal reflections on dining alone and journeys to diverse destinations like Mykonos and Australia, including a Noma pop-up. He candidly discusses his exacting travel preferences, providing practical advice on packing, securing upgrades, and recommending restaurants and hotels in his favorite cities. Aspirational and charmingly acerbic, this collection delivers both laughter and moments of sharp recognition, making it the perfect companion for seasoned nomads and curious armchair travelers alike.