What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?FowlWhy was the footballer upset on his birthday?He got a red cardThese and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Carl McInerney Bücher
The Funniest Sports Joke Book Ever
- 80 Seiten
- 3 Lesestunden
What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
What did the maths teacher order for dessert?Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.
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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these punny jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary.