Stanley Bing Bücher

Dass es im Business nicht gerade friedlich zugeht, ist bekannt. Viele Manager greifen deswegen zu den Lehren des chinesischen Generals Sun Tzu, dessen „Kunst des Krieges“ gemeinhin als DIE Abhandlung überhaupt zum Thema Strategie gilt. „Alles Quatsch“, sagt Fortune-Kolumnist Stanley Bing: „Sun Tzu war ein Weichei!“ Das untermauert er in seinem gleichnamigen Buch. In einer Reihe von scharfsinnigen, lustigen und schmerzhaft wahren Lektionen - basierend auf seinen in den heimtückischsten Firmengräben schwer erkämpften Erfahrungen - unterrichtet Bing Anhänger in der neuen Kunst des Krieges. Bing geht über Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Cäsar und Patton hinaus und rüstet seine Leser für die Schlachten des alltäglichen Lebens.

Exploring the intricate dynamics of authority and madness, the author draws on his experiences within a major multinational corporation. Through a series of bestselling works, he delves into the psyche of leaders, questioning the motivations that drive them and the often destructive traits that emerge. The narrative seeks to unravel why those in power can become both obnoxious and perilous, offering insights into the darker aspects of leadership and the human condition.

What do being a feng shui advisor, marketing consultant, and vice president of the United States have in common? The inimitable Stanley Bing presents a tasteful pile of these and other bullshit jobs, and explains how to snag one for yourself. From bestselling author and business guru Stanley Bing comes an indispensable guide for the contemporary working person—specifically, a worker who is ambitious, greedy, and lazy. In his helpful, witty, straight-shooting style, Bing, who based his entire career and several bestselling books on his own very special brand of bullshit, guides the reader through a plethora of bullshit jobs that pay well and demand very little knowledge or effort. Walmart greeters, executive headhunters, aromatherapists: The people lucky enough to have secured this type of bullshit employment are everywhere, in virtually every field—from ayurvedic healing to zoo management. Bing’s handy reference explains the myriad benefits of such bullshit ways to earn a living, and details steps readers should take to land a bullshit job of their own.

Managing one's boss is the central theme, presented through a humorous and Zen-inspired approach. The author offers a step-by-step guide to navigating corporate dynamics, using the metaphor of handling an elephant to illustrate the challenges and strategies involved. From basic skills like cleanup to advanced techniques like leveraging and playing catch with the metaphorical elephant, the book blends wit and wisdom. Stanley Bing, a Fortune magazine columnist, infuses his own experiences in a large corporation, making this guide both practical and entertaining.

Bing explains how business works, and shows how that knowledge can be used to achieve power, happiness, and indefensible amounts of money. From fabricating a sustainable business personality to mastering electronic communications, and dealing with bosses and other crazy people, he shares his secrets-- along with an attractive diploma, suitable for framing.

How did the rich and powerful individuals who move the earth get where they are today? Are they smarter? Faster? Better looking? Certainly not. Some are even short and ugly. What, then, is their edge? The answer is simple: they're meaner. That's all. And if you want to get where they're going, you'll be meaner, too. The good news is that once you get started, it's easy. Walking in the steps of the Florentine master, Stanley Bing will show you how to be all the Machiavelli you can be. How to beat people who are smarter than you are. How to make other people cringe and whimper when you enter a room. How to get what you want when you want it whether you deserve it or not. Without fear. Without emotion. Without finger-wagging morality. One scalp at a time. They do it. You can too. What Would Machiavelli Do? is more than a road map for people who want to get to the top and stay there. It's a way of life you can use at home as well as at the office. A way of seeing other people from 50,000 feet--as teeny-tiny ants you can squish. A simple, detailed plan for those with the courage to leave kindness and decency behind, to seize the future by the throat and make it cough upmoney, power and superior office space. Some books are not for everybody. This one is. So start reading. Or get out of here. You're beginning to get on our nerves.

The rise and fall of Rome serves as a cautionary tale for modern enterprises, highlighting enduring moral lessons relevant to today's managers and employees. Stanley Bing combines humor and insight in this satirical retelling of the Roman Empire's story, blending business parable with sharp commentary. His unique approach offers both entertainment and valuable lessons for anyone involved in global business, making the historical narrative resonate with contemporary issues.

Offering a unique perspective from a corporate insider, this work blends humor and insight to critique modern society. It explores the intricacies of corporate life while revealing broader societal themes, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking. Through witty observations, the author crafts a compelling narrative that resonates with readers, prompting reflection on the world we navigate daily.