Miriam Elia Bücher

Waren Sie kürzlich mit Ihren Kindern in einer Ausstellung? Hatten Sie Schwierigkeiten, ihnen die Kunstwerke in einfachen und klaren Worten zu erklären? Das können Sie ändern. Leere Räume? Vagina-Gemälde? Riesige aufblasbare Hunde? Begleiten Sie Susan, John und Mutti in die Ausstellung und folgen Sie Muttis Ausführungen über die wahre Bedeutung moderner Kunst. Ihre präzisen und profunden Antworten auf die neugierigsten Kinderfragen, werden auch Ihnen und Ihren Kindern helfen, Schlüsselthemen zeitgenössischer Kunst zu verstehen. Denn die Zukunft der Kunst und der kulturellen Standards hängt davon ab, dass unsere Kinder die volle Bedeutung zeitgenössischer Kunst verstehen, so dass sie erfüllte, glückliche und widersprüchliche Leben führen können.

Montag. Mein Name ist Edward, und ich bin ein Hamster. Dienstag. Heute kam der Tierarzt. Er hat mich angefasst. Offenbar bin ich eine Frau. Mittwoch. Doch keine Frau. Ich habe nachgesehen. Donnerstag. Habe heute beschlossen, das Rad nicht mehr zu benutzen. Freitag. Sie können mir die Freiheit nehmen, aber niemals die Seele … In seinem erschütternden Tagebuch beschreibt Edward sein Dasein zwischen Käfigstäben und Futternapf – wie er plötzlich dem Hamsterrad entkommt und sich auf das Abenteuer Leben einlässt … Ein Ereignis!

"Wir feiern schon wieder Weihnachten" begleitet Mutti, John und Susan auf einem humorvollen Weihnachtsabenteuer, in dem der Weihnachtsmann den Zauber des Festes zeigt. Mutti hinterfragt die Traditionen und fördert Bildung und kritisches Denken. Ein amüsantes Buch, das die Weihnachtszeit für Jung und Alt auflockert.

Are you struggling to pay the bills and keep your children entertained in a cost of living crisis? Or are you simply worried that your children are spending too much time glued to numerous screens, watching endless asinine nonsense? Dung Beetle provide an answer, with a book that can keep children and adults happily and rewardingly occupied for many hours, using simple inexpensive and readily available materials. We present a set of 20 thought provoking toys that can be made from simple objects around the house. Cardboard boxes, matchsticks, old covid tests etc. are all magically transformed into a plethora of exciting toys. From a doom scroller to a home-made toy bedsit, there's plenty to keep you and your children occupied.

Wednesday, May 7th Two of them came today, dragged me out of my cage and put me in some kind of improvised maze made out of books and old toilet tubes. A labyrinth with no escape. They were treating it like some kind of game, laughing and squealing as I desperately scrabbled from blind alley to blind alley, but I knew it was no game. They're trying to crush my will, to grind me down. They can take my freedom, but they will never take my soul. My name is Edward, and I AM A HAMSTER. Published in memory of Poet, Thinker and noted rodent Edward the Hamster (1990-1990), this delightfully gothic hardback edition of his personal journals constitutes a celebration of his (very) short life. It's also very funny ('Eight months old today. Oh, the things I've seen. The Wheel. The Tray. The Ball. The Whe- no, I forget.'). Complete with illustrations of our hard-smoking existential hero, this is both a book for anyone who has loved and lost a beloved pet -- and a moving essay on the nature of suffering and the hamster condition.

In book 1c of the Dung Beetle Learning series, mummy takes Susan and John out for an exciting day trip in London, as part of their new re-education programme. Looking, thinking and re-evaluating the world around them is a crucial part of a child's core development. A simple stroll down the local high street is magically illuminated by mummy's insights into the nature of society, religion, art and the various other forms of hierarchal or patriarchal oppression.

In book 1b of the Dung Beetle Learning series, Mummy takes John and Susan out of their local school to be re-educated at home, and introduce to their young minds a new, alternative world view. In order to do so, mummy will ground all learning in a feelings-based outlook, free of any actual facts or skills, and re-evaluate core subjects such as mathematics, religion, philosophy and art.

In book 1d of the Dung Beetle Learning series, Mummy, John and Susan are taken on a thrilling Christmas adventure. By interrogating Santa Claus and exposing his 'vicious programme of indoctrination,' Mummy proceeds to strip Christmas of all its magic and meaning, for the benefit of mankind. Originally based on the Private Eye Christmas special, this book will joyfully ruin the Yuletide festival period for children and adults alike.

In series 2a of the latest Dung Beetle guide, Mummy, John and Susan go through an indefinite period of self isolation at home during the Lockdown. In this solitary time, the children will be forcibly adapted to the 'new normal', where they have no real life fiends, no purpose, and are conditioned to see their peers as portable germ vessels. Dung Beetle is doing this for the benefit and care of the terminally ill.

Piggy goes to Uni is the story of a precocious young pig, and his rise to the forefront of the Anti-Piggest socialist Justice Movement. When he leaves his rural community for Central State University, he learns of the terrible legacy of Pig-Imperialism, and that words and ideas can be just as violent as actual acts of genocide. With the help of his comrades, Piggy elects to become a hero of the oppressed, and to ban anyone from saying anything that might hurt someone's feelings. And yet, in creating a world of absolute kindness, he soon finds himself at the mercy of his own extremist rhetoric.