Jonny Jakes Investigates the Hamburgers of Doom

Twelve-year-old Jonny Jakes is an undercover reporter for a banned school newspaper, The Woodford Word, and right now he has the story of a lifetime: the new principal is an alien (and doesn't even try and hide it), Jonny's sure he's planning something nefarious, and it's up to the Word's star (really the only) reporter to find out what it is.