The Unauthorized History of DX

"With all due respect to the Bible, this is the greatest story ever told! (Sorry, Shawn.)" TRIPLE H"I laughed; I cried; I ran out and bought copies for all friends and family -- the must-read book of the century!" SHAWN MICHAELS"A complex tale of redemption featuring a pair of modern American heroes embarking on a Homeric journey of self-discovery through an Orwellian dystopia. Oh, and male cheerleaders, too." PAUL LEVESQUE"If you believe in the magic of Harry Potter -- well, D-X could make his wand disappear by shoving it up his...[rest of quote is censored]!" THE HEARTBREAK KID"With the diet secrets contained in this book, I managed to lose 250 pounds." BIG SHOW"Pretty good -- but my dad says I'm just as cool as D-Generation X." SHANE McMAHON"Truly, D-Generation X is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!" ANONYMOUS CANADIAN WRESTLING LEGEND