Holy Water

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"In this Pythonesque farce, Alphonso, supreme Mexican drug lord, infiltrates the Vatican and corners the market in Holy Water. The pope dies mysteriously from erectile dysfunction and Alphonso replaces him with his friend Cardinal Pollagrande, whose housekeeper is a robot called Estelle. Awash in money, Alphonso buys his LGBTQ daughter, Julia, a New Jersey State university, and renames it Virgin Hall. The Pope visits for its Pentecostal opening that features dancing with tiger snakes. Naturally, this is followed by various annulments, an impromptu papal conclave, and a revision of the Virgin Hall touching and safe space policies"-- Provided by publisher